Let me tell you about my nuddie run last night.

Boyfriend has today off for an RDO and was having a party on his own last night with a few drinks etc. I woke at 2:30am with a full bladder so I got out of bed and went to the toilet. Let out a huge fart that would have woken the neighbourhood dogs and then realised, I could hear chatter. Where would chatter be coming from at 2.30 in the morning in the country? IT WAS IN OUR LOUNGEROOM! Boyfriend had a friend over. So now I was in the loo, completely naked and no where to go!. I flushed and went into the bathroom where there were NO towels because Boyfriend had left them in the bedroom. There was a flannel and that woudnt have even covered one boob let alone anything else. I then snuck out of the bathroom and popped my head around the hall way wall and boyfriend looked over his chair and said “hi Bubba, do you have any clothes on?” and I go “ah nope’ and I hear him and his friend laugh! His mate was then saying oh sorry mate and boyfriend was like oh don’t worry. In the mean time, I am still standing naked and now cold in the hall way. Boyfriend then says, you can go to bed now honey and I run as fast as I can to the bedroom not realising I had pulled the door semi closed on my way to the toilet and bopped myself on the way back to bed! Took me ages to go back to sleep!