I am formally as fat as a rhino. Nope, I am not joking or being silly, it is official. Fat. As. A. Rhino.
Do you watch the news? Well, a rhino was born at Monato Zoo 2nd of October, 2012 and today, 23rd of October, we both weigh the same. And se is not small let me tell you that!
Ugh, this news has totally ruined a perfectly shitty day. That’s right, having a crap day and then I find out I weigh the same as a bloody rhino!
And to top that, I mentioned it to a colleague of mine and the guy behind me stated that I might weigh the same as this rhino but I certainly wasn't as cute as her! How Rude!
And to top that, I mentioned it to a colleague of mine and the guy behind me stated that I might weigh the same as this rhino but I certainly wasn't as cute as her! How Rude!
On another note, have you ever been in a shop and felt a light, airey but silent popoff in your bum and thought, I could let this one go and no one would hear it because if feels silent and small, only to let it go and find it is in fact a loud, long and stinky FART. Well, that happened to me today in Target.
Yep, having a marvellous day today.
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