Oh hi hi, I'm still here and yep, still fat. I totally need to tell you what happened on the bus this morning. I wouldn't have believed it if I wasn't there but I was so here it is...
I was on the bus at the crack of dawn being 7am and once I was nice and settled, I promptly fell into a lovely slumber. Fast asleep I was and even dreaming until those fat little eyelids of mine opened to see my bus was pulling into the bus stop I was to get off at.
My alarm was so quick that I grabbed my handbag and stood up into the aisle and proceeded to walk toward the exit doors near the driver. All of a sudden, I realised I didn't have my umbrella in my hand. I quickly turned around and the guy behind me bumped into me. I think the lady behind him bumped into him because he bumped into me again. Anyhoo, he asked if I was ok and I said no, I forgot my brolly.
He started looking at the seat I had been blisfully sleeping in and the lady behind him was looking on the floor. The lady behind my seat was looking under her feet and before long, lots of people were looking for my long lost umbrella.
All of a sudden, I realised I hadn't even bought my bloody umbrella with me! So I said it. I said "oh shit, sorry guys, I left it in my car' and out came a stupid girlie giggle.
Thankfully, half the bus passengers giggled with me instead of growling at me for holding everyone up aaaahhahaa. The guy behind me laughed at me too.
I did the sleepy walk of shame toward the front of the bus when the driver asked if I was ok. I told him I was looking for an umbrella that I had forgotten to bring with me and even he had a giggle.
This is what happens when I have a lovely solid sleep on the bus and wake up with a start!
I'll fill you in on the fat life of me another time because I am tired now. Am thinking I might need a good night sleep to avoid another 'incident' on the bus
sleep well fat people, oh, and I guess you skinnies should probably sleep well too!
xx
