I had decided on a new fashion for myself and for the first time in ages, I explained it to boyfriend. I told him I had bought a nice shirt dress and was going to buy some leggings to wear with it because I thought it would look very pretty.
He just looked at me for a while before responding that old people wear leggings under clothes and I responded that leggings were worn by all ages and sizes. He refused to believe me and didn’t support my new fashion. After he had ducked out to the store, he came back and said he had seen a girl with leggings over a very small pair of shorts and shook his head.
While we were at the zoo, he saw a very small girl with a pretty little skirt and leggings underneath. He said, See? Leggings are for Children!
I hadn’t told him that I had already bought a pair of leggings.
So, he found the leggings because stupid me had forgotten to put them away and the look of his face was horrendous! He held them up and was looking at them as I walked out of the bathroom. Now, as girls, we know these leggings look kinda tiny but they stretch beyond belief but obviously boyfriend was unaware of this.
The leggings looked absolutely tiny in his big man hands and he was looking at me and back at the leggings. I was trying to explain to him that they stretch and his eyes got even bigger at the thought of these little pants stretching enough to cover my fat ass!
I didn’t dare try them on while he was around because I was now starting to doubt these little black pants were going to fit but I’ll have you all know, the did fit! I looked kinda like a deformed sausage with bits sagging and rolling over the seams but I got them on!
